i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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