If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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