I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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