I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you win again, gameday.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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