ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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