Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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