week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
why is half of my head shaved?
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