have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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