That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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