i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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