sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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