The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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