dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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