Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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