I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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