Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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