my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
