Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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