I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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