Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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