Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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