i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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