Your face is a jimmy john
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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