so explain again why im purple
no
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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