Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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