I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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