I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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