You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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