i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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