Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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