Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so let's talk penis.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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