remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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