The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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