I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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