Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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