This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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