Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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