butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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