i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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