It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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