Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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