quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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