Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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