ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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