Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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