Dual....:-)
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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