So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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