"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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