i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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