fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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