Sponge bath it is.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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