gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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