therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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