he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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