new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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