That's intense
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize